.:I can fix that:.

Don 't have a spoon?

I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken? 
I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet? 
I can fix that!

Electrical problem? 
I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen? 
I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? 
I can fix that!

Can't afford a real GPS? 
I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen? 
I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country? 
I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain? 
I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? 
I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out? 
I can fix that!

???

Display rack falling over? 
I can fix that!

Tires worm out? 
I fixed that. 
Might be a little hard to steer.

Exhaust pipe dragging? 
I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

I actually think that’s ingenious. 
Out of diapers? 

I can fix that!

Speechless -__-"